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2025 年 2 月 8 日

"You guys should put on an event where everyone has to wear a onesie."

"That sounds like an AMAZING idea."

"It should be in the dead of winter."

"Done."

And so the Squatchy Onesiefest was born! Is it a ridiculous idea? You bet it is. See you there!

QUICK STATS

RACE FORMAT: 5K loop

CUTOFFS: No cutoff! The race ends when the last person finishes.

ELEVATION/TERRAIN: Rolling hills, dirt paths, and open grass pastures​​​​​​​​​

 

CAPACITY: Capped at 200 participants​.

PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION:  No public transit options to arrive in time for the race start. Email us and we can help coordinate a carpool!

Join us on Sunday October 25, 2026 at the Barnyard Sanctuary in Blairstown, NJ for the Barnyard Squatch 5K! 

FAQ'S

Q: Are there any restrooms?

A: ​There are restrooms in the Reservation Parking Lot. Use those before you check-in!

 

Q: What's the weather going to be like?

A: I'll explain and I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. It will be cold. Probably. Maybe. It could be warm. Check the weather before the race and dress appropriately.

Q: I could get lost in a brown paper bag. Will the course be marked?

A: We will have bright colored ribbons along the course and plenty at all of the turns.

Q: Can I bring my dog?

A: No, our insurance policy does not cover dogs at any of our events. Thank you for understanding!

Q: What food will you have at the aid station?

A: MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwichs. And miracle pills. The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. And you shouldn’t go in swimming after, for at least an hour........... No miracle pills. But we will have water (please BYO-cup/bottle!!) pre-packaged single-servings snacks for after the race.

Q: Can I have a pacer?

A: As with all of our events, Squatchers over the age of 60 and AWD (athletes with disabilities) can have a pacer/guide at any time. Please fill out the pacer registration form ahead of time and be sure to pick-up a pacer bib during check-in! Pacers are not allowed for other runners and hikers without prior approval from the Trail Party Director.

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Q: Me and my friend aren't registered for the race, but we're still planning on coming to run. We won't eat from the aid station or take a medal or swag. This is okay, right?

A: NO THIS IS NOT OKAY. This is called being a "race bandit" and it is stealing. Not paying for a race and running the race is stealing from the race organization (even if you're not taking food or swag). Don't do this at a Sassquad trail party or ANY other race. It's not okay. If you bandit a race, you will be banned from registering for any of our Sassquad events.

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Q: Can I sign my kids up for the Trail Party?

A: Yes! This is a family friendly event. 

Q: This is my first trail race, what do I need to know?

A: Inconceivable... You fell victim to one of the classic blunders—the most famous of which is, “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”—but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…........ But seriously, we are SO EXCITED that you are choosing a Sassquad event for your first trail race! This is the perfect intro event as the trails are not very difficult. Come ready to have a great time and meet some awesome people!

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